No more, please!

If one more person expects me to wipe their arse for them today I'll thump
them - and I'm not normally a violent person! The day started so well, there
was no traffic on the road (I was able to drive at the speed limit all the
way and not crawl along as I normally do - let's hope it's the same on the
way home) and I got to work feeling all relaxed and happy that I had a
manageable chunk of work to do today. Then people started being demanding.
So I have escaped to the library and I'm hiding in the furthest corner where
no one will ever find me. At least it's almost the weekend, our kitchen
should be finished today and I can look forward to a quiet time with the
wife.