What the...

I had just written a post about vibrating toilets (due to roadworks), standing on the dog since he is hiding under the table (he doesn't like the vibrations), and not realising my morning alarm was an hour early leaving me wondering why an unidentified woman was on the radio rather than the Togmeister himself. But then my computer, the very same computer that cost me more than I can afford not more than three weeks ago, crashed telling me it had dumped all the memory or something like that. The shouts were probably heard all across town. All seems well now, however a post probably more boring than this one was lost forever. I need more coffee to steady my nerves.