Wife-isms

I kindly, because that's the kind of girl I am, ran the wife a bath with the intention of, because the wife is not a dirty person, going in after her. However, the boiler is playing up and when she got into the bath she told me the water wasn't very warm. I suggested that I got in with her (just so that I wouldn't be left with cold water you understand) to which she replied "don't be daft woman, it would overflow". Just another example of how my wife is very pracitcal and so not very romantic!