Girls and Boys

5 yr old GK was staying with us this weekend. Last night she asked for water.

5 yr old: I like water but boys like juice. It’s a boy thing. Boys like juice. Girls like water and juice.
Me: So boys don’t like water?
5 yr old: Do you know the other difference between girls and boys?
Me: No
5 yr old: Girls have a tuppence and boys have a boobie-tuppence.
Me & Wife: What?
5 yr old: Girls have boobies up here and a tuppence down here (pointing) but boys have a boobie-tuppence down here.

God knows who’s been trying to teach her the finer details of anatomy but strangely enough I can see her logic!