Thursday, August 25, 2005

An entertaining shopping trip

Dear Manager of Supermarket number 1,
Please find the lost tomatoes under the salad display cabinet. Please accept our sincere apologies for dropping the fruit, I hope that the ones you found weren’t too badly bruised but please be aware that there is more under there.
Yours.....

Dear Manager of Supermarket number 2,
I am writing to inform you of a lost packet of chocolate cakes behind the freezer containing sausages in isle 1. Unfortunately the wife dropped them just as 5 year old child lifted the lid the aforementioned freezer causing the cakes to slide off the top and down the back.
Yours....

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