Picking up a friends little girl from school the other day, while driving back home I asked her what she'd been doing at school.
Kid: "Mrs Williams and Miss Price took me out in Miss Prices' car at lunch time".
Me: "Why was that?"
Kid: "We went to the shops and bought beer then took it back to school and drank it".
Me: "Really?"
Kid: "Yes. Thats why I'm dizzy"
Me: "You're dizzy?"
Kid: "Yes. I keep falling over"
I burst out laughing
Kid: "And I'm not lying"
Me: "You're not lying but you're telling me stories?"
Kid giggles: "Don't tell my mummy!"
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